What's wrong with alliteration? Why does it get such a bad rap? My son and I were discussing it just the other day. He is a blogger and Journalism major and believes that alliteration is never a good thing. My take is that it can be fine, fun and fabulous if not contrived, and in moderation, of course.
I think Alex's anti-alliteration attitude comes from a professor he had in college. He taught that your future would be full of failure if you embraced the horrible habit. In fact, after I wrote the man a one sentence e-mail about an article he had written online, he told my son I must be the reason for his "problem." The professor said that alliteration must be hereditary!
Even after that rehab class, Alex is still tempted to use the A word once in a while but he takes it one temptation at a time. Dr. Drew would be thrilled.
One of our friends who blogs almost daily actually confesses her addiction to alliteration on Facebook. She has guilt about using it as if it were a crime. Alliteration is NOT an illegal drug, for God's sake.
I have no qualms about breaking the A law. I mean, if you see a resplendent red rooster why can't you write "I saw a respendent red rooster?" Why should you have to change it to, say, a showy red rooster or a beautiful red rooster just to avoid committing what's almost become the eighth deadly sin? Hmm?
Sometimes you just want your words to be fun. That's why I love a little lovely alliteration on my plate every now and again. But I vow to curb over-indulging in the future.
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